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Abstract: Onechanbara is a game that you’ll want to like, but it is executed so incredibly poorly that it is impossible to overlook its flaws. Seriously, how can you mess up a game about scantily clad women slicing up zombies? By having stiff, clunky combat, awf...
Abstract: On paper, Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad is the perfect videogame. It has zombies, blood and boobs, a veritable Holy Trinity of things that get gamers hot. Of course, what works on paper does not neccessarily work in practice, and with this budget ...
Endlessly boring button mashing, Boss fights are either dumb, easy, or frustrating, Looks and sounds as ugly as sin, Environments are repeated ad nauseam.
How can a gory action game with women in bikinis fighting zombies go so wrong? ...
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Published: 2009-02-13, Author: Kevin , review by: cnet.com
Abstract: Brace yourself for a real shocker: Sex sells. If the title of Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad isnt enough to prepare you for the lascivious content lurking within, the barely dressed vixen wielding swords on the cover will hammer the point home. The...
Abstract: Pointless, offensive, and downright boring: Onechanbara has arrived. THE VERDICT by Tae K. Kim Wow... just wow. Hell hath no fury like a girl gamer scorned. In our charming Heather's own words, "If I wanted to watch a bad porn, I'd rent one instead of...
Abstract: Comedian Chris Rock once commented that he loves hip-hop, but it's hard to defend the worst elements in that genre. That's the kind of queasy feeling Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad will evoke in video game lovers.The game begins with a cutscene, in ...
Kai StruchtrupMassenweise Zombies zerschnetzeln während man leichtbekleideten, jungen Damen aufs Hinterteil stieren kann? „Dieses Spiel muss ein Knaller sein!“, dachte ich. Doch die Realität sieht anders aus: hässliche Grafik, lahmes Leveldesign und ...
Abstract: Onechanbara, sonst eher ein hauptsächlich in Japan bekannter Action-Titel, bahnt sich jetzt den Weg auf europäische Konsolen. Die Zutaten sind ausnahmslos hitverdächtig: spärlich bekleidete, jedoch gut bestückte Damen, Zombies und Blut. ...
Abstract: OBS, gammal recension som är nypublicerad. Lättklädda flickor med svärd mot tusentals av zombies. Låter det som något höjdar innehåll så tycker jag verkligen att du ska tänka efter. Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad är inget annat än ett B-spel på alla...
